The finger
- 5 year old Son: Mom, I hurt my finger in the door. (sobbing)
- Mom: Let me see...
- Son: No No NO ( hiding his hand)
- Mom: Okay well then it can't be that bad.
- Son: But Mom it is my swearing finger
- Mom: That's good... now you won' t be able to swear
- Son: It's okay ... I can... but it'll just be a little bent.